do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus



Don’t ever look into a person’s face in the dark. Your imagination does these weird things and all of a sudden that person’s face becomes grotesquely distorted and ghastly. 

Oh my god it’s so true! My brother and I used to play that game before bed. … I didn’t sleep much as a child


if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next


Families that don’t play monopoly together, stay together


if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone


checking your phone in the middle of the night


(Source: gaynewt)




I hate when the media makes The Hunger Games look like a battle for love. Get your bullshit fantasies away. This is about murder, over powered government, and a girl trying to change the way things are. News flash not every girls fantasy is to find true love.

the irony here is that our media is doing exactly what the Capitol did in the books; downplaying the murder, focusing on the bullshit love story

That’s not irony, that’s just plain scary


have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love


do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor)