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silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

(Source: simplefoetus)

kingsleyyy:

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone

gnarly:

if you’re going to ignore my texts you might as well change my contact name to terms and condition 

oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

(Source: oate)

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automatically:

after your first time having sex

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lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

"And then I fell in love with the colour of your eyes and I just knew there was no turning back"
— oh god oh god oh god (via lunized)

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower)

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